Alaskan Handgagger
Alaskan Handgagger
"Governor," said a reporter at the news conference, "I'd like to ask a followup to that..."
"No," said the vice presidential candidate. "I've already answered two followup questions from you, it's time to give someone else a..."
"But Governor..." The reporter persisted.
Click, click, click, click, click! Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's high heels rapped out a staccato on the hard floor as she strode over to the reporter and clamped her firm, well manicured hand tightly over his mouth.
"Mmmmmmmhhh!" A chuckle swept the room as the reporter's eyes opened wide above Governor Palin's silencing hand.
"You see," said Sarah Barracuda, stern as she kept her hand firmly over the man's mouth, "what happens when I tell you to shut up, and you don't. This is the way we handle it up in Alaska."
Soon it was everywhere, on YouTube, in the news... that video of Sarah Palin holding her hand over a hapless reporter's mouth...
Whichever side of the political fence you happen to be on (and I'm not telling which side I'm on :) we now have an American vice presidential candidate whose hand I wouldn't mind having fastened over my mouth...
posted by yellow hand @ 7:30 AM
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I clearly wanted Hillary Clinton to be our next President. I have been in love with her for years. She's the entire reason I voted for Bill Clinton. But how could a woman who got 18 million votes lose the nomination of her party?
Maybe there was still a chance--if only Barack Obama would put her on his ticket. She and all her many followers could unite the Democratic party. But arrogantly, foolishly, he did not.
That's it, I said. I've had it. I am not voting at all this year. And by God, I meant it.
But then John McCain chose his vice-Presidential running nate. A woman. A governor from Alaska named Sarah Palin. A real, honest, down-to-earth person who identifies with the average American. A woman who is not a politician or a Washington bureaucrat.
I am madly in love with Sarah Palin. I think she is cute, if not downright pretty. With those cool glasses and her chic hairstyle, this woman exudes charm and...sex appeal. Oh, yeah. Sarah is sexy! Very sexy!
Like the Yellow Hand here, I am a handgag man who loves to have a woman's soft, sweet, clean, sexy, pretty hand over my mouth. I would dearly love to experience Sarah's sweet, soft, pretty hand over my mouth as a gag that muffles my speech. I fantasize about this woman and her handgag. Her sexiness really turns me on, and so do her hands. I would love to experience the taste, the scent, the feel of her feminine hands over my mouth.
There is one and only one reason I will vote this year. Her name is Sarah Palin. I love her and I believe in her. She is someone I identify with and I want her in the White House. And I do love those pretty womanly hands of hers.
By the way, Governor Sarah Palin should be called the Alaskan Handgagstress, not the Alaskan Handgagger. She's a female.
Welcome! Yes, I keep hoping that one of these days Sarah Palin will handgag someone for real under the watchful eye of the media. She seems like a laid back but forceful free spirit, the type who just might do it in real life.
I mean, to be realistic, it's a long shot... but a fellow can hope, eh?
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